I'll tell Old Navy where I'll stick that tunic and steroids

I'm watching tv like I usually do and of course that crappy old navy tunic commercial comes on. Now Bust-A-Move is a classic song, and old navy feels the need to ruin the song to sell some crappy tunic. I'm just waiting for Banana Republic to cover Juicy to sell a pair of khakis. Not only that but the commercial has some misplaced white blonde girl dancing with everyone which just adds insult to injury. I also think there should be leagues that allow steroids. I mean if these guys feel the need to destroy their bodies then allow an all-drug league and sell the games on pay-per-view. It allows parents to prevent their kids from watching the steriod users and coke addicts and allows me to watch these ridiculously jacked men hit home runs. But I'm sick.