You know...

You know your pants are too tight when I can see a camel toe through your jeans.

You know your sunglasses are too big when they cover your mouth.

You know you talk on the phone too much when you have your Blue Tooth earpiece in during church.

You know your getting older when you start remembering the "good old days" of the Michael Jordan NBA fondly.

You know your doing a bad job when only a third of the people you work for approve of what your doing.

You know you play Duke Lacrosse when....actually nevermind everyone would know if you played Duke Lacrosse.

You know oil companies are making way too much money when their profits surpass the GDP of over 2/3 of the world's countries.

You know Britney Spears had too many babies when she gave birth to the first one.

You know you are a sucky ump when you get hit with a bat.

You know you should just quit when you surpass a record set by the most famous baseball player ever, and no even the league you play in cares (or wants you to).

You know ESPN has too many channels when the Madden Bowl becomes regular programming.

And you know you have too much time on your hands when you coming up with a tacky idea to get people to read your blog.