Thoughts for the day

Villanova girls are so much hotter than Penn girls. Since 'Nofun does not actually have restaurants or bars really close to campus, many of them take their BMWs and travel to the Mawr and utilize our facilities. They are more attractive but extremely annoying and stuck up, but you gotta take the good with the bad.

I went to Eckerds to get some things and I walk up to a register and the worker was sitting there eating cheetos. I put my stuff down and start taking my money out as she lets out a groan and stands up and starts checking me out. But she never takes her hand out of the cheetos bag. I'm sorry I interrupted your rest period by being a customer and making you do you job, but at least you didn't have to go too far out of your way by taking your hand out of the bag of cheetos. But maybe you should before you can't get up at all. I hate when people give me attitude when they have to do their job. I don't ask them to do anything extra like help me, I just want to be able to pay for what i want, but they still give me attitude. Well fuck you no wonder your working at eckerds if your too fucking lazy to stand up and push a button god knows you can't work in the real world. I'm lazy but when I have a job I never take out my frustration or sloth on the customers (unless they deserve it).

I hate the singer Ciara. She is not really hot, she can't sing, God knows she can't dance, so why is she famous. Her songs are unlistenable and theres a rumor she is a lesbian (which is cool) and a former hermaphrodite (not cool). Watch one of her videos all she does is try to be sexy (which just looks awkward) and grind for three minutes while her crappy song plays in the background. My recommendation to her is just to quit, not just music but life in general.

Jeremiah Trotter looks like a beefed up Charlie Murphy.

Eli Manning is extremely unathletic, just watch him on battle of the gridiron stars.