Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Stupid Kids, Craigslist, and more

Over the last couple days I have seen a few stories on this thing called the "choking game". Now I am thinking to myself "this can't be what I think it is", but thanks to the cleverness of America, the name says it all. In a nut shell kids are choking themselves to feel the high that comes with stopping blood flow to the brain. A few kids have already died from this and usually I would blame the parents, but that is actually impossible. If you have a teenager you have to talk to them about drugs and sex, but you feel like choking is an area you do not have to discuss with your kid since it is common sense. Next there will be a game where kids will punch each other in the face until you get punch drunk. Seriously a game that involves choking your friend how is that even a game, that is actually homicide. It is really a tragedy that kids are dying because of something this stupid. This is why the drinking age should be lowered.

So I began looking on craigslist a lot lately, and you may ask why. Is it because I need 1974 caddy in mint condition? Nope I actually go on and look at the personals because it is the only site you can go on and look at them for free without a profile. If you ever want to laugh checked out such things as "missed encounters" where people talk about where they saw someone and see if those people are as crazily obsessed as they are they will check craigslist and they can live happily ever after. I also have found out that curvy means fat and interesting means ugly.

Who gave Stephen A. his own show. I find him interesting on NBA Fastbreak, and he is a terrible reporter so he clearly deserves a show. Where is my show, I can yell for half an hour straight.

1 Comments:

At 8:09 PM, Blogger jess said...

i heart craigslist. so funny. and, i recently had what would usually be a missed encounter turn into a non-miss and actually develop into a full-fledged encounter with dinner. no more "hot kid at the store" laments. and, as i described it and its likeness to the list to my mother on the phone, she immediately stopped listening to me and went perusing. of course, the first thing she finds is someone wanting to perform oral on "natural" women. this does not help my case of "no mom, i am not a woman of sin."

 

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