Conversation between me and my father

This is the exact conversation I had with my dad.

HomerJS13: so am i the last browsh
Thebaman: well the browsh legacy is bependent on you
Thebaman: and the short answer is yes
HomerJS13: i'll make it proud
Thebaman: hahahah
Thebaman: God willing
Thebaman: go forth and multiply
Thebaman: just not yet
HomerJS13: haha
HomerJS13: funny
Thebaman: just citing the gospels

Red Sux

I am getting really tired of the Yankees and Red Sox, especially the Red Sox. I can understand ESPN devoting so much time to the Yankees because they are arguable the most popular north american sports team in the world. The Red Sox on the other hand are the most whiny bunch of people on earth. The Cubs and White Sox have not wont since like 1914 and 1908 respectively, and no one talks about them but because Red Sox fans do not have jobs and are asexual all they have time for is to cry about how their baseball team didn't win a championship. And now they have a championship and they think they are better than the Yankees. NEWSFLASH, Yankees championships: 26 Red Sux championships: 1. I hate the Yankees too, but I am just tired of Red Sox feel good stories and who is going to get the last out ball. I also love turning on ESPN and seeing the headline "Red Sox bash Rays". Who cares I dont see the Phillies on the headlines, but when the Red Sox beat the worst team in the league they need a headline. When I am really rich I am going to buy both teams and move them to Mexico.

MTV is for suckers

Yo whats the deal with mtv. First they stop playing videos so they get mtv2 and now they dont play any either so they are going to make an mtv3 for videos. And now on the 6 minutes mtv2 has of video they took out the words kill and homicide. Kids need to learn about death and the evil sin of murder and violence in the city. Next they are gonna take out anything involving food because America is too fat. There also needs to be a place that will give me food.

I'll tell Old Navy where I'll stick that tunic and steroids

I'm watching tv like I usually do and of course that crappy old navy tunic commercial comes on. Now Bust-A-Move is a classic song, and old navy feels the need to ruin the song to sell some crappy tunic. I'm just waiting for Banana Republic to cover Juicy to sell a pair of khakis. Not only that but the commercial has some misplaced white blonde girl dancing with everyone which just adds insult to injury. I also think there should be leagues that allow steroids. I mean if these guys feel the need to destroy their bodies then allow an all-drug league and sell the games on pay-per-view. It allows parents to prevent their kids from watching the steriod users and coke addicts and allows me to watch these ridiculously jacked men hit home runs. But I'm sick.