Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Iverson Update

And this is why we will regret trading Iverson. After coming off the bench to collect 22 points and 10 assists he leads his team in his second game to a win with another double (28 points 13 assists). Seriously it is disgusting how good he is, and I still get a little nauseous everytime I see him in a Nuggets jersey or see his player card in powder blue, but hopefully that will change when I get his jersey.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

It's the Komodo Dragon Virgin Mary

I can't wait for Komodo Dragon Christmas.

Monday, December 18, 2006

"Uhhhh Miss You Have a Penis"

What is a "Gender Test" and I wonder if it is worth it to be a gender tester for the Olympics the one accidental penis must be worth all the other boobs.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Carmelo

I want to commend Carmelo Anthony for defending his teammate tonight. I'm a Mardy Collins fan as well but Carmelo went in and defended his teammate, and to see that passion in sports is a rarity nowadays. I assume he will get a four or five game suspension for his actions, but 'Melo deserves some credit for sticking up for his teammate.

Update: Carmelo is actually a punk I did not see that other part where he ran away from Jared Jefferies so I am a little disappointed in "Melo but I have a whole new respect for the toughness of J.R. Smith.

Bradgelina's family

Angelina Jolie went on Good Morning America and revealed that she is on the pill and wants to adopt more children to even out her "mixed race family". I don't know whether she is trying to win a bet from high school or if she thinks a flood is coming and needs to get two of every race (I mean they already have the most attractive white people) but either way I assume she is going to get Brad a new hispanic baby for his birthday. She is going to wrap it and put air holes in it and he's gonna think it's a puppy but its actually gonna be a baby and he'll do the fake smile with the, "Oh that's great", and place it under the couch just like I do when I get a Fubu sweatshirt for Christmas.

Luckily for you I found video of what goes on in the Pitt-Jolie home.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Iverson Part Deux

The guy who kept your team afloat, the guy who led you to the only finals you've been in the last 23 years, the guy who made this team relevant the last decade, the guy who made it cool to wear a sixers jersey or jacket in public, the guy who the fans appreciated enough to see even when the team stunk, the guy who may be the best guard under 6 foot in the history of basketball, the guy who fought through every injury, every comment to keep playing his hardest for the team on his jersey, the guy who kept supporting the team and the city and the fans no matter how many trade rumors arose, the guy who never gave up, you finally got him to give up, congratulations Sixers you must be proud.

Iverson finally got tired of the bad mouthing, the supposed trades, and the terrible direction of the team and decided it was not worth it anymore. The fans love him, and always will because they understand that he gave his heart and soul to this organization throughout his entire career and the organization just kept shitting on it. I know I am an NBA fan. I am also an Iverson fan. But for the first time in my life I am questioning my allegiance to a team, because just like you did with Iverson you turned your back on the fans and just like him I am frustrated and thinking it might not be worth it. Good luck with the next ten years.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Iverson

Iverson quickly earned my respect and my heart and remained the most loved player in Philadelphia for his entire career with the Sixers. However we are about to come to the end of their quickly declining relationship and I just wanted to make a few points.

The fact is the Sixers have been actively trying to trade him since Larry Brown took over in 1997 (they actually did once to detroit in 2000) he hasnt had a second scorer since stackhouse, the team has been in a nosedive since 2001 he feels disrespected and underappreciated. He is tired of doing favors for the league and the team that keeps throwing him under the bus. He's given up trying to gain respect within the franchise and has finally had enough. He still loves the city and the fans and i doubt he wants to move to the west coast, but he has no choice he has 3 or 4 good years left and wants to parlay that into a championship for a franchise that appreciates what he does right, not just focuses on what he does wrong.

We have the worst GM and owner in the league who either know nothing about scouting and business (Billy King) or knows nothing about basketball and did not know he was chairman of a basketball team until a couple days ago (Ed Snider). Instead we trade the player who has given his heart and soul to the franchise for over a decade and instead you keep these two dumbasses who let the team become the laughing stock of the NBA. Iverson may not be a model citizen, but in this day of athlete shootings and drug busts it is wrong to single out a player who has done his best to avoid his past and make a better life for his kids. He may miss practices or other team events, but when the ball is tipped off you know he will leave it all on the court and as a fan that is all I ask. So I truly hopes Iverson gets on a good team and wins a championship because I will always be an Iverson fan, but for the Sixers...that remains to be seen.