It happens way too aften

If I had a nickle...(http://media.www.michigandaily.com/media/storage/paper851/news/2007/03/26/Crime/Masturbating.Trespasser.Booted.From.Frat-2791352.shtml)

So Many Jokes

Thank you Steve Phillips for being so dumb. (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/preview07/columns/story?columnist=phillips_steve&id=2814976)

Breaking Down the Final Four Next Style

I decided to figure out the future champion MTV reality show style.

Ohio State-The buckeyes are hot and scantily clad, but they lack consistancy. Just like the hot girl saying she doesn't watch football, OSU doesn't always stay on it's feet and their mistakes will overshadow their talent and natural skills (or in a girl's case hotness). OSU will stay a long time, but one wrong move toward the latter moment will result in a NEXT!

UCLA-They are from the Pac-10.....and fat (and lack inside presence) NEXTed right off the bus.

Florida-Starts off awkward and slow, but has the experience and chemistry to make it one of the favorites. Their energy keeps them in the game, but they have a habit of getting overconfident and losing focus. Much like the hot, sporty, blonde, most people have picked them winning it all. Everyone except the one picking, who is looking for someone who is humble and focused NEXT!

Georgetown-Here comes the smart, classy, brunette that did not say a word on the bus. She knows how to dress sensably yet sexy and lets her personality (or play on the court) do all the speaking. She flies under the radar, so no one truly has it out for her, but she is the kind of girl that ends up getting the best guy (or winning it all).

I'm back...Again

I know all my loyal readers have missed me (Alexis I'm looking in your direction), but I am going to post as much as possible as I enter my three last months in college.

My first duty of business is the NCAA tournament. The early games on the first day were well....predicatable. All the favorites won, and my school, Penn, fought the good fight but the Law won (sorry had to). I went to a bar to view the game and again Penn students impressed me with their basketball IQ. Such actions as chanting during the game, (Defense!, and Let's go Quakers only work if you're at the game), comparing Acie Law IV and Ibrahim Jaaber as players, and cheering when a Texas A&M player got hurt. My favorite though is the lack of people at the bar before or after the game. I was the only person with a Penn shirt on during the other tournament games, because Penn students treat sports the way they live their lives; we only care if it effects us in some direct way. The lack of sports knowledge is sickeningly low making every sports conversation like an episode of Around the Horn.

Apparently I should've listened to my dad and sister and went to Georgetown, Go Hoyas.