Reggie Bushwhacked!

I watch about 50 NFL and 20 college games a year plus about 20 postseason games, so I feel I know enough about football to see who the truly talented players are. The fact that the Texans took Mario "and Luigi" Williams over Reggie "don't call me George" Bush is a joke and I really don't think you can even compare the two. Bush is by far the most talented runningback to come out of college since probably Barry Sanders, and he can play multiple positions. The guy is already NFL-ready, he proved himself every game last year and is by far the best player to enter the draft in a while. Williams did not play well in the beginning of the season, and some worry about his work ethic and character, two things no one questions in Bush. This may become one of the worst decisions in draft history, and I hope the Saints find much success with Reggie Bush, and again show why it is so important to be able to draft well in the NFL.

I also think the ridiculous 15 minutes between each pick has to be shortened. That is part of the reason why the NBA draft is so much more popular (well that and the triple breasted suits), and if they can't figure out who they want after a year they are probably going to make a crappy pick anyway and you should save everyone some time and make them do it quicker.

La Star-Spangled Banner y Gasolina

Ok first of all I want to say the actual song they are talking about is terrible. I mean I don't know why I need to hear about how much Pitbull loves America, I think his Miami mansion lets me know that. But I love how the issue is not how bad the song is, but the fact there is a Spanish national anthem at all. Now while all these people fight other's cultures while cleaning their shotgun, chew on their tobaccy, and warm up their pick-ups they need to realize something; there are people in this country who do love America and just do not speak English. Now I will be the first to get angry when I walk into a store or try to talk to someone and they do not speak English, but that does not mean I don't want them in America. I just think if everyone lives in a country they should all speak the same language to aid communication. Now I do not understand what is lost by singing a song in Spanish, especially since most of the song doesn't rhyme. They have a French Canadian anthem because, surprise, they have a large French speaking population. So as long as someone supports America what difference does it make if it is en Espanol so the 20+ million natural Spanish speakers can sing the National Anthem, just as long as it is not Pitbull who is singing it.

Also does anyone else find it strange that oil companies are all hitting high profits, and Bush is looking else where for answers. So if we were paying 10 dollars a gallon for milk, and dairy farmers were driving around in Jaguars we wouldn't ask them to lower prices...(oh wait we wouldn't if they were supporting our party financially, and the public has no say over what they have to pay when a group of companies keep prices high as long as they keep contributions high too, got it.) I mean this goes beyond screwing the public for a few cents, this is seriously affecting people's lives and it is ridiculous. I have heard of doing everything from putting less oil in the reserves, to 100 dollar rebates (or a one free tank of gas voucher whichever is worth more, which for some cars the voucher is), to running cars with hamsters on wheels. Bush has even appointed himself energy czar and is overseeing the improvement of gas mileage and alternative fuels, which is like asking Ricky Williams to oversee your stash. The best was his request of the oil companies to reinvest their money rather than lower prices. Hmmm hoping the rich reinvest their money into the community and hope it...what's the word...oh trickles down to the public, I guess we've never tried that before though cough Reaganomics cough.

You know...

You know your pants are too tight when I can see a camel toe through your jeans.

You know your sunglasses are too big when they cover your mouth.

You know you talk on the phone too much when you have your Blue Tooth earpiece in during church.

You know your getting older when you start remembering the "good old days" of the Michael Jordan NBA fondly.

You know your doing a bad job when only a third of the people you work for approve of what your doing.

You know you play Duke Lacrosse when....actually nevermind everyone would know if you played Duke Lacrosse.

You know oil companies are making way too much money when their profits surpass the GDP of over 2/3 of the world's countries.

You know Britney Spears had too many babies when she gave birth to the first one.

You know you are a sucky ump when you get hit with a bat.

You know you should just quit when you surpass a record set by the most famous baseball player ever, and no even the league you play in cares (or wants you to).

You know ESPN has too many channels when the Madden Bowl becomes regular programming.

And you know you have too much time on your hands when you coming up with a tacky idea to get people to read your blog.

He gets sad about stuff too

It is good to see Henry Rollins can still feel emotions. And apparently this fact is the number 1 story in entertainment today.

How Can we pin this one on the terrorists and dumbest pedophile ever

And I kill mice with grenades.

The deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security got arrested
on more than 20 counts of soliciting a fourteen year old (which was actually a detective posing as a fourteen year old). Now he gave her his office, home, cell phone numbers along with the information that he worked for Homeland Security so my question is how dumb is this guy? He gives all his information and never wonders for a second why a 14 year old girl is talking to a 55 year old man. So basically our tax dollars have being paying for this dumbass to solicit young girls....awesome.

Youth Minister smites student who hit him with a dodgeball

Apparently when the Bible said that God smote someone it meant He kicked them in the groan while getting up.